Hand Analysis: 6-Q
23 December 2009
Don’t play queen six. Seriously. Just don’t. I don’t care if you are heads up against the weakest guy ever, and all you really need to do is raise him into oblivion. Yeah, I know any two cards, etc. But queen six is probably the ugliest of all poker online hands. There’s just no class in winning with it. I’d rather sell my arms to a baby than get caught dead showing this hand down at a table for money. I’d rather run for the Mayor of Pordjbandan, Mexico.
OK, so I’m exaggerating. But seriously, this is one really disgusting poker hand. I can’t stand the way the O of the six matches up with the O of the queen, like two cross eyes staring up at you from the paper. It’s a travesty, a disgrace to playing cards, to math, to logic, to the game. Get rid of this.
In fact, whenever you are dealt this hand, you should take your two cards and burn them with matches. Or if you are playing online poker, you should stand up and slap your cheeks to get the bad luck out. This hand is a sign that everything is awful. Hide from it. Run from it. Don’t let it near your life.
